Confessions of an adman

'What do you do for a living?' asked the adman.

'Nothing', came the reply.

'Oh, I'm working towards that too.'

On the write note

If only we passed a ball as well as we passed the buck, we'd be champions of the world's most popular game.

Maa tujhey salaam

On the write note

The use of toilet paper is on the rise.
Ass kissers beware.

On the write note

India now has a stable Government 'cos the stable is now out of the Government.