On the write note

If only we passed a ball as well as we passed the buck, we'd be champions of the world's most popular game.

On the write note

The use of toilet paper is on the rise.
Ass kissers beware.

On the write note

India now has a stable Government 'cos the stable is now out of the Government.

Greetings for 2009

I'd like to wish you many happy returns in the new year, in everything you stake an interest in.
Personally, I'll settle for slightly better returns at the stock market.