Analysis, dialysis, paralysis

Cola in Kerala

Coca Cola isn't making headway in God's own country.

I have an idea. The company can have it for free.

Introduce a new drink.

Call it "Thenga Cola".

PS: If you don't get it, ask a Malayalee. Or do the 30 day course.

Hot shot

Wah, kya brand positioning hai?

The radio spoke.

"Aur ye laga BSNL chauka!"

"BSNL. Connecting India."

And that after Kumara Sangakara smacked an Indian bowler to the point boundary.

Just like that

From one side of the bed, "Honey, can you please raise the fan?"
From the other, "Nope, it's already on the ceiling."

Of books and their covers

And out of the blue comes this blazing upper cut that picks you up by your chin and drops you dazed on the floor. I simply love what this guy does to Simon Cowell's expression. Take a look.

Black, blue, red, yellow, green...

As Barack Obama vies for a spot in the Presidential race, I wonder if the colour of its walls is the only reason why it's called the White House.

Vote for?

Among supporters of the Democrats, it's the coloured feminists who find themselves in a spot of bother. Vote for Clinton? Or Obama?