God's own sense of humour

They tell me Kerala is 100% literate.

I tell them the illiterates are in Dubai.

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Kerala's football coach is in tears every time his team gets a corner.

The boys forget the ball and set up a tea stall.

Cola in Kerala

Coca Cola isn't making headway in God's own country.

I have an idea. The company can have it for free.

Introduce a new drink.

Call it "Thenga Cola".

PS: If you don't get it, ask a Malayalee. Or do the 30 day course.

Only Malayalees have humour sense.

Tourism. Banana chips. "Chaya, chaya". Soft porn. 'Gelf'. Bakeries. Toddy. Colourful lungis. Coconut oil. Sing song accents. Unions. Comrades.

There are a lot of things that are very typically Mallu.

"Know why Kerala is 100% literate? All the illiterates are in the Gulf."

"Humour sense? Endhu parayannu saarey?"