5 star hotels seem to work on a different caste system from the rest of the country. There are those who wash and there are those who wipe. I think it's a carefully planned strategy to divide society on 'ablutionary' lines. How else can you explain the absence of a mug and bucket from otherwise outstandingly well stocked bathrooms, and the abundance of that famous Chinese invention from 705AD?
The conclusion? It's upper class to wipe. It's middle class or lower to wash.
So Mr. Ass Kisser. On which side of this societal divide have you been puckering up?