What's in a name?

A girl I met at a friend's place pulled this one on me.

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Manoj."

"Manoj who?"

"Ma-noj is running."

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Here's another I thought up on the way to work.


"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Manoj."

"Manoj who?"

"Manoj-a-trois."